Leroy the Redneck Reindeer....

... Around 9:30 this morning I climbed into Sassy (that's my ride, a Ford Escape) and what to my prickly ears did I hear but CHRISTMAS MUSIC !... Ugh, I know it is December, but my favorite satellite station has gone ALL Christmas ALREADY...can I handle it for 23 more days ????

Anyway, the first full song that came on was "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer" by Joe Diffee.

I am really thankful that I hadn't taken a big gulp of my usual McDonald's unsweet tea (add lemon and 2 Splendas) because I would have spewed it all over the dashboard.  This has to be the funniest Christmas song yet.  "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" doesn't hold a candle to ....

LEROY THE REDNECK REINDEER

 

  by Joe Diffee 

Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all, but you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas, that the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks
He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck"

When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed
But they never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer tractor hat
Well but Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down
'Cuz we've all got a job to do and like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you"

And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night

Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune
He had them scootin' a holf on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bad with the Dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
And you could here him call Merry Christmas y'all
And all of y'all a goodnight

And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night.

I guess you can tell, my favorite music genre is Country tunes.


We are off to the December Board meeting for 2 Man Advantage Booster Club, so don't have anymore time to chat, but I had to share this.

Tune in tomorrow for "Tales of the Happy Hooker"

Till next time

Cindi
12.2.2014